~How 2 Hang Microsoft Word~

You know, it's one of those Easter Eggs that the developers put in...no, it's not, it's actually a Javascript function that was meant to show all the characters in the old Microsoft Word, but who cares? If you have talked to a non-geek recently they will probably tell you it's an Easter Egg, so...

Simple: Type in "=rand(200,99)" without the quotes. Hit enter. This will give you 567 pages of rubbish.
Advanced: Change the font size to something like 500. Then type the code in and hit enter. This will hang your computer, give you 32,767 pages of the exact same rubbish, then say "You have exceeded the maximum number of pages supported by Microsoft Office Word." in a cute popup, then switch to draft view.
Note: The advanced option may not work on some computers. In that case put size ~170, which will still give you 32,767 pages et cetera, but will take a longer time to repaginate and create the text.