~Google Verb Meme~

special thx 2 vlogbrothers hank and john for this idea
Google verb meme
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
And look at the first link no matter how silly it is!

Alvin needs the beatdown for all his mischiveness. [bad spelling. sounds scary anyway]
Alvin looks like JD Hayworth [who’s that?]
Alvin says YTMND [wha?]
Alvin wants a hula hoop [dotz]
Alvin does far too well [thx man XD]
Alvin hates duct tape [hmmm. ive decided that i do hate duct tape]
Alvin asks who is hotter? Me or Daniel craig? [random]
Alvin likes audiences without categories [what in the world is that?]
Alvin eats Theodore’s poop while Simon watches [erm. lol]
Alvin wears the signature red baseball cap [i guess datz referring to da movie?]
Alvin was arrested for interfering with Christmas [ripped off somebody who was looking for it as well]
Alvin loves his cookies [yes I do]